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Dirty one liners.
I've lost my keys....can I check your pants?
Do you like carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
I'm on top things. Would you like to be one of them?
Your stunning body is 70% water.....and I'm thirsty.
You're so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
Is your name 'Winter?' Because you'll be coming soon.
Did you hear about the man who ejaculated without a penis?
He came out of nowhere.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why is sex like Maths?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs,
and pray there's no multiplying.
I wish you were an elevator, then I could
go up and down in you all day!
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