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There was a lovely girl who visited her local doctor's surgery.
When called, she walks into the doctor's office.
The doctor is totally awed by her beauty and tells her to take down her panties.
He starts to rub her thighs and then asks, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
She says, You're looking for abnormalities."
He ripped off her shirt and bra and started to feel her up.
He asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She replies, "Checking for signs of cancer."
He now asks her to take her panties completely off and he starts to fuck her really hard.
Once again he asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She replies, " Yep! doctor, you're getting HIV. That's why I came here in the first place."
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
So Jack could see Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock and an eyeful of cock,
Cause Jill was a closet tranny.
A confused young lady called Alice,
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
And bits of her tits were in Dallas!
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