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So there is a little brother and an older sister.
The little brother asks if he can take a shower with his sister.
She says, "Yes, but do not touch me."
They are in the shower together when the brother asks if he can touch her belly-button.
She says, "Yes, but only with one finger."
At that moment, all the house lights go out. A power cut!
The sister yells out loudly at him, "THAT isn't my belly-button!"
The brother replies, "THAT isn't my finger!"
One day, two very loving parents got into a huge fight.
The man called the woman 'a bitch' and the woman called the man 'a bastard.'
Their little son walked in and asked, "What's does bitch and a bastard mean?"
The parents replied, "It means ladies and gentlemen."
The next day the parents decided to have sex.
The woman said, "Feel my titties," and the man said, "Feel my dick."
Their son walked in and asked, "What does titties and dick mean?"
They told him, "It means hats and coats."
On Thanksgiving morning, the Dad was shaving and accidently nicked himself.
"Oh shit!" he shouted. The kid came in.
"What does that mean?" asked the boy.
"It's the name of my shaving cream that I use," was the reply.
Down stairs the mother was hurriedly preparing a turkey, and she cut herself.
"Fuck!" she cursed.
Again the boy asked, "What does that word mean?"
The mum told him that it means, 'stuffing the turkey.'
At that moment, the door-bell rang. The boy answered the door to his relatives and said,
"All right you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet.
My Dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face and my mum's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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