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The evolution of femininity.
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter,
tall and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it with out.
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish
and gave it its smell.
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor,
a dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
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Posted on : Jul 14, 2021
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Commented on Jul 16, 2021
Love the story, TheOldNick. Thanks for adding it. Sally.
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Commented on Jul 15, 2021
LPM This your entire creation? Sure, it is doggerel but but as they say in Maine USA, it's the finest kind.
I think we could put it to sea-shanty music.
Also enjoyed OldNick's shaggy-femaledog story below.
And that we both love pussy! Why think of that (and I do, such as you and Annie and Annie and you).
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Commented on Jul 15, 2021
Well, meanwhile in Paradise...
One nice and cozy day in the Garden of Eden Eva is absolutely horny again and wants Adam to take her for the umpteenth time that day. Adam, totally exhausted, can't get any hard-on and asks Eve to finally leave him alone.
"Shit", Eve thinks, "what am I doing? I'm totally horny, I absolutely need it! Well, then something else has to be used! "
So she walks through paradise in search of a suitable object that should cure her itch. Then she sees a dinosaur standing peacefully in the clearing. She thinks: "Wow, he must have a huge dong, I absolutely have to have it!"
She sneaks up behind the Dinosaur but before she can hump him he notices her and thinks: “What a bummer, Horny Eve again, just get out of here!†And runs for what his legs have to offer. Eve takes up the chase, they run and run and run and all of a sudden the dinosaur falls over dead. Diagnosis: heart attack!
“Shit!†Eve thinks and continues her search.
Then she sees a monkey under a tree and considers "Well, this will do it too". At the last moment, before she can really grab his bum and fuck him, the monkey breaks free and disappears into the treetops, Eve only has a clump of hair from his fur in her hands.
“Shitâ€, Eve thinks, “what do I do now? I'm still totally horny, I absolutely need it now!"
In her desperation, she comes to a lake, looks into the water and sees the fish happily swimming around.
“Well,†she thinks to herself, “in such a case of emergency… why not?â€. Reaches into the water, grabs a fish and does it really nicely and hard with the poor fish.
And the moral of the story?
We now know why the dinosaurs became extinct, we now also know why the monkeys no longer have hair on their butts. But we do NOT know how the fish smelled before ...
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