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Three nuns are gossiping about a Priest.
The first nun said, " I was sorting out father's desk and I found pornographic
magazines in his drawer."
The second nun gasped and asked, What did you do with them?"
She replied, " I burned them."
The second nun then said, "I was going through father's drawers when I found
a box of condoms."
The first nun gasped out loud and enquired, "What-ever did you do with them?"
" I poked holes in them," she replied firmly.
The third nun fainted.
When someone offers me one of their tasty Hula Hoop crisps, why do I
always think of the Jews?
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