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A guy is sitting waiting in the doctor's room.
The doctor comes in and says, "Sir, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
You're going to have to stop masturbating."
"What's up? I don't understand, doctor. Why?" said the guy.
"Because I'm trying to examine you," the doctor replied.
A young child caught her parents in the bedroom last night.
The child asks, "Mummy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?"
The mother replies, "I have to do that, or else daddy's belly gets very fat.
Bouncing keeps him skinny."
"That's just not going to work, mummy," responds the child.
"Why not?" asks the mother.
"Because the baby-sitter keeps blowing him back up again."
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