Three tampons are sitting at a bus-stop.

What do they say to one another?

Absolutely nothing. They're all stuck up cunts.

What's the difference between hungry and horny? 

Where you stick the cucumber. 

Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the largest vagina.

The first girl says, "My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up mine."

The second girl replies, "Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot."

The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool.