Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her Mum,

"Mummy, you won't believe it! Little Johnny pulled out his pee-pee in class today.

 It was like a peanut!" 

The mum replies, "Oh! it was small?"

Little Sally replies, "No, it was salty." 

Little Johnny and a girl were playing. Little Johnny pulled down his shorts and says,

"I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and runs home

to her mother. The next day they are playing together once again. Suddenly little Johnny

points to his private parts and repeats, "I have one of these and you don't."

But this time, the little girl just keeps on playing.

"How come you're not crying today?" he asks.

"Well, my mother told me," answered the little girl, pulling up her dress,

"that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."