Dave comes home from work early one day.
He walks into the kitchen and finds his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor.
He watches the rhythmic movements of her bum stuck high in the air
for a few seconds before he can't take it any more.
Without a word, he lifts up her skirt, slides in and gives her the pounding of her life
until they both orgasm loudly. Then he zips himself up, gets to his feet and
kicks her up the arse as hard as he can.
"What the fuck was that for?" she screams at him.
"That was for not turning round to see who it was," he replies.
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