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I was in Walmart using the lavatory and had just closed my cubicle door
when a voice from the next cubicle said, "High, how are you?"
Embarrassed I replied, "I'm OK thanks."
The voice then said, "So what are you up to?"
I replied, "Just trying to handle a little private business over here."
Then I hear, "Can I come over?"
Annoyed, I said, "Excuse me!"
Then the irritated voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back,
there's an idiot in the next cubicle answering all my questions!"
"I earned £20 today when some boys paid me to climb a tree," chirped the pretty young girl.
Her mother sighed, "They only wanted to see your panties, you know" she replied.
"Oh, I thought of that of course, Mum, - so I took them off!."
A lady driver got out of her car and was seen looking at her car's front wheel.
"Oh how annoying for you," said a passerby; "you've got a flat tyre."
"It's all right, no bother," replied the driver, "it's only flat at the bottom."
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