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After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Mark remembered that he had a dental appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth
seven times and on top of that used two litres of mouthwash.
As he arrived at the dentist's, he chewed strong mints too.
The dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough and said, "Good god man! did you have
a 69 before you came here?"
Mark, now shocked, said, "Why no! Does my breath smell like pussy?"
The dentist replied: "No it doesn't, but your forehead stinks of ass!"
Question: How does a 69 differ from a family re-union?
Answer: During a 69 you only see one asshole!
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