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A mother-in-law said to her son's wife when their baby was born:
"I don't mean to be rude my dear, but he doesn't look anything like my son."
The daughter-in-law lifted up her skirt and replied, "I don't wish to be rude either,
but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier!"
Three babies in a womb discuss what they'd like to be when they grow up.
The first one says: "I want to be plumber, so that I can fix all the pipes in here."
The second says: "I want to be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here".
The third one says: "I want to be boxer."
The others looked confused and asked: "Why ever d'you want to be a boxer?"
"So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."
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