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An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, pulled down her knickers, and raised her legs.
The dentist said, "I'm sorry my dear, but I'm not a gynecologist."
"I know," replied the old lady, "but I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
Question: When is it OK to beat up a dwarf?
Answer: When he's standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.
Question: What is the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
Answer: A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face.
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