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A husband is walking behind his wife and says...
"Your bottom is getting so big, it's starting to look like an old washing machine."
His wife keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around and the husband starts getting amorous.
Wife: " I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!"
Another husband: "I'm in for something kinky tonight. How about I blow my load in your ear."
Wife: "No, I might go deaf."
Husband: "I've been shooting my wads in your mouth for the last twenty years and you're still fuckin' talking,
aren't you?"
A husband returning home from the Post Office complained, "I had to show my grey-haired chest to get my
pension today!"
His wife's unexpected reply was, "You should have shown them your dick, then we'd have got disability
allowance as well!"
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