How much dick have you sucked? 

Is a tricky question. I wish I knew. I know it's in the thousands. I'm 25 in fuckpig years. Even if I'd only used my mouth once a day in that time it would be close to ten thousand. Which is a decent number. And thinking about all the gallons of slut candy that number means unloaded into my throat makes my cunt and my face cunt drool. 

But the variables make it impossible to calculate. 

 The first problem with a total is that it's never been just one a day lol. I was instantly addicted. For example. The very first day of my pig life, I sucked three guys off, multiple times. 

Out of their curiosity, the men started Sharpie counts but there were a few years with no record and over the years on occasions that scores are kept, I've regularly serviced over a hundred in one day. Because seeing the totals actually makes me want to beat my previous number.

Do I count per cock? Or per use? What about repeaters? Regular users? Guys who just had me sucking and oinking on their balls while they jerked off? Do men who had already unloaded in my ass and only used my mouth to clean their cock after count? Guys who were just aiming cum in my mouth as part of a target game or because they didn't want to contaminate their cock by putting it into such a disgusting creature? Guys who tried but couldn't finish or get properly erect because fucking a pig's facehole repulsed them?