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    Just me...

    Hi.

    Thanks for stopping by. I'm not entirely certain there is much point in coming to xHamster any more. Hardly anything being uploaded and what there is is frankly rubbish. And on top of that I’ve had something like 420 galleries deleted. Not one of them had anything close to illegal in it.


    Just your average bisexual bloke with a small cock who shaves all his body hair.


    All seems perfectly normal to me.


    I would describe myself as a frustrated naturist.


    I am not here to meet anyone, but I do love to chat...


    ...as long as the person I'm chatting with can string a coherent sentence together.


    Feel free to drop by and say hello.


    My pictures come from my old Tumblr pages before Tumbler went all Disney on us.


    However, I've now discovered ShareSome, but it's not the same.


    There were about a dozen accounts...


    ...each one dealing with one of my interests/fetishes.


    When Tumblr went, I downloaded them all and am now posting them here.


    So sorry if there's a bit of duplication along the way.


    On the thorny problem of friend requests, if you have nothing to say and nothing to share then thanks for the thought...


    ... but it's unlikely that I'll be accepting.


    If you send me a PM saying 'add me', there is very little chance it will happen.


    Similarly, if you have lots of content that is password protected and you won't share the password, then what's the point?


    In any case I am not here to collect friends.


    I tend to make friends with contributors (that is, people who post pictures or video, original or not) and people who have interesting profiles or collections of favourites.


    Or people who like to chat.


    I used to get LOADS of friend requests...


    ...usually from people who never bother to say hello again ...


    ... and who have certainly not read this...


    ...so most invitations I was declining, and then I turned off the 'send request' facility altogether.


    If you would like to be a friend, please drop me a line and say hello first...


    ...and have some content - or at least some favourites - on your page.


    If you have no content of your own (not original, but at least stuff you have taken the trouble to find), you never comment, and you have no favourites, why on earth would I add you?


    Also, given that sex is supposed to be fun and I do my best to respect all people.


    Anyone who thinks that a woman who enjoys sex is a cunt, a slut, a whore or a slag is very unlikely to get added.


    In any case, if she is one of those, what does that make you?


    Every now and then I go through my friends list and delete people who never talk or never post, or never even select a favourite from somewhere, so if we were friends once and we aren't now, that's probably why.






    My likes:

    - Beautiful people, all ages (legal ones!), all persuasions, all colours, all genders, from girl/boy-next-door types to models.

    - When a woman gets so turned on that she soaks through her underwear, or when a guy is just dripping pre-cum.

    - Knickers (that's panties, for you trans-Atlantic boys and girls!). Looking at them, touching them, wearing them, even licking them.

    - Masturbation - mine or other people's, boy or girl.

    - That high quality well shot porn with lots crisp whites and stainless steel. The stuff that features camera crews who know what they are doing, and stars that look like the are REALLY enjoying it. I think it's East European. You know the stuff I mean.

    - Being (pleasantly) surprised.

    - Tales of sexual awakening and discovery and people's early experiences.

    - I also have a strange premature ejaculation fetish due to experiences as a boy and as a young man. Read all about it. If you have a story but wouldn't want to post it on your own page, tell me about it and I will post it here to save your blushes.


    My dislikes

    - Bigots. Try to exercise a little tolerance.

    - Racists. See above.

    - Homophobes. What is it that you are afraid of, exactly?

    - Anything to do with k1ds or inc3st. There is nothing remotely funny or sexy about molesting ch1ldren. I generally think blocking people is ch1ldish, but the fastest way to get blocked from my page is to post some 'daddy' crap on one of my pictures.

    - Any form of sexual violence or non-consensual activity. A bit of BDSM is great, but everyone better be taking part because they want to.

    - Fisting. It's just gross, and she is being exploited, not to mention damaged.

    - Professional Hollywood-type mass produced unimaginative porn. It's just dull.

    - Degradation. Sex is supposed to be fun. People deserve to be treated with respect. Just because a woman likes sex, that does not make her a slut, a slag, or a whore. Try reading a bit so that you learn some more words.

    - Fake tits. There is nothing remotely attractive about a hard hemispherical breast.

    - The word 'cunt'. Too ugly a word for so beautiful a thing, and demeaning to the owner.

    - Foot fetishists. Just no.








    Now stop reading this and get on with the masturbating. That cock/pussy is not going to stroke itself!

    xx

    Thanks for dropping by.

     
      Posted on : Mar 28, 2021
     

     
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