I know it's crazy.  But we're living in a crazy ass world that may or may not be a Simulation.

If we are in a simulation I'd like to pick my avatar please.  

1992 John Stamos's head on Will Farrell's body in every movie where he plays an Athlete 

where he things his pillowy soft rolls are the pinnacle of Manliness. 

It's my Avatar. 

I'd love to get beaten up by different women and used by them.

They'd all play the parts of my 'family'. 

So anyways the Strain is called Space Cookies. 

For those about to ask. 

So I did a thing(gallery for those playing at home) for 600 fans cause I thought that was the coolest thing. 

Now I'm at 686.  I'm blown away.  

I hope that people are here for my crappy Captions. 

They're such a kinky little way to destress from work or a bad day.  

Thank you to people I'll never meet.  

Or maybe you're my Mom reading this about to bust in on me. 

What is the Ideal size for a folder? 

I have some with 12. 

Some with 49.  

The Captions galleries I'm talking about.  

What do you Sissy Perverts think is the perfect sized Gallery?