"You sick bastard, I know you've taken our daughter to that perverted little island of yours. I'm sending my lawyers after you. If you harm her in any way, you're going to wish that you've never been born." Our reply: "Calm yourself, Sir. From the tone of your letter it seems to be that you believe some sort of abduction has taken place. I assure you nothing could be further from the truth. Your daughter, a woman of legal age, I remind you, came here of her own free will. In fact, our records show that she paid the 50$ for the hydrofoil ticket that ferried her to our Clinic. Nothing illegal has transpired. As Governor, I assure you what few laws we have on our island are rigidly enforced. Your daughter is safe and sound, and after a brief stay with us is planning on returning to see her friends and family. She tells me that she has a particular desire to revisit an old boyfriend who has recently been married, and that encounter should prove to be most enlightening."