All the Comforts:

"Wait. Where are you going? You not leaving already, are you? We we're having such a nice chat. I really don't want you to go yet. Sit back down. Please. I'll make you a drink. Do you want a drink? No? I'll make myself one. You stay right there. Mmmmm. Now where were we? You know, you're the first guest that I've had since I've come back. I'm so glad that I ran into you downstairs. I haven't seen you in ages. Who me? I've been away for two weeks. I had my breasts done. Can you tell? A friend of mine recommended this place and they got in done in a jiffy. On an island, no less. Oh, it was paradise. They did a good job, don't you think? I'm very happy the way my boobs turned out. Want a closer look? No? Maybe later. This place seems so empty since I left it. I can look around and see that there is so much missing. No, I don't mean stolen, just there could be more there. I don't see how I could ever be satisfied with it the way it was. Tomorrow, I'm going to make some changes. Add a few things. I'm so happy that you are here with me tonight. I would hate to spend my first evening back here all alone. Oh! I'm sorry! Are you all right? God, I'm such a klutz! I didn't mean to. I don't know what made me do that. Put you head back--that's supposed to help. Let me see, Looks like you'll be okay. Oh my God, I feel so bad about this. Awkward, right? Here, Invite you and half kill you in the process. You have to let me make it up to you somehow. Let me kiss it and make it better. I missed, didn't I? That isn't where I bumped you, was it? But you didn't mind. Mmm. This is nice. I feel so comfortable here just sitting with my head on your shoulder I feel that I could tell you anything. All my secrets. You know what my secret is? I'm reee-ally horny right now. I mean it. I could just pounce on you and push you down into the cushions and climb on top of you and have my way with you and just keep you there until I'm finished. Which wouldn't be for a long...long...time. Whoa. Are you okay? You tensed up there for a minute. But that's silly isn't it? I couldn't make you do anything. Just look at your arms. You could brush me off like a fly if you wanted to. You couldn't possibly be worried about anything as small as me. What? Off the couch again? You can't be serious. What's the rush? Have something better to go back to? Yeah? Then where is she then? Why isn't she here protecting her property? Oh? You're not?
Well sit back down then and stop being ridiculous. You're your own man, aren't you?
No one's got a clock on you. Sit back down and relax and talk to me. Just a few minutes more. Then you can go. I promise. I. I don't know how to ask you this I don't know how it happened, maybe when I was yelling or something, but my fingers suddenly got really cold. Can I put them under you shirt and warm them up a bit? Please. Oh! You've got a hairy chest! I love hairy chests. Can you pull up your shirt so I can see it. There. Much better." -- Victoria Mills, one of our most promising operatives, recorded from her apartment June 3, 2020 with permission.