This was written as a little joke, inspired by a picture from a friend.

A vacuum cleaner is sturdy, strong, and powerful.
It can be pulled out whenever needed and put away when wanted.
It needs a container to catch the junk.
It has adjustable sizes (extensions).
It can be turned on just as easily, often by feet (toe-stud power switch / foot-fetishists).
One grabs it with the hand and tugs the handle back and forth.
It can reach the deep, hard-to-reach places.
It can be just as noisy.
Its contents are emptied when filled.
When the job is done, it always leaves a satisfying feeling.