I will worship You, not from a distance, but closely, personally. If You would please You, I will feed You, either hand to mouth, or mouth to mouth. When You wish for me to eat, if you desire, You may spit into my mouth from Yours that which You want for me to swallow. I will eat from Your pussy or from Your lovely butthole. You will never again need to sit on a cold, hard toilet, but may pee and shit directly into my mouth. Never again will toilet paper of bidet be necessary; I will lick and tongue Your pussy and Your butthole clean. Even at night, should You feel the need to pee or to shit, Your summons to Your bedside will find me there immediately to drink Your pee, to eat Your shit.

Daily, I walk the line between genius and insanity, both extremes of my obsession. I am conversant in many languages, and have spent nearly my entire life away from native Wales, exploring the wonders and the mysteries of the world. While I care for Your body and its needs, desires, and wants, however perverse or extreme, I will also care for the demands, longings, and fancies of Your mind. In every realm of Your venerable existence – physical, sensual, mental, psychological, spiritual – cherishing every moment with You, and even those intervals between moments, I will lavish You with affection, with adoration, with unfaltering idolisation.

Throughout my life, I have been a diviner of fortune. I read palms, hands, faces, cards, Tarot, numbers, lives. Destiny may not be coerced, cajoled, or counted on. Privileged to be in Your service – assured of the fated legitimacy of that calling – for the portion of forever granted me by destiny, by You, I will remain Your devoted poet, sage, and seer.

 Yes, I so yearn to be Your pet, Your companion; my hands, lips, tongue, body, mind, spirit, will, unconditionally at Your beckoning, at Your command. Should You favour cats, or dogs, or horses, or any other animal, or combination of animals, or birds, or reptiles, or wish to invent through me Your own, I will comply and obey. Astrologically, I am a Water Snake, born under an Aquarian sun, Scorpio rising, with Moon, Venus, and Mars in  Aries. I was born to a life of servitude, and now, having at last been blessed with such a laudable matron and mistress, I unhesitatingly, eagerly, though deferentially surrender to all that you may be or become to me.

Please, dear Goddess, if I may hazard such boldness, though I will endeavour to anticipate and to satisfy all of Your needs, there may be those needs for which You may require additional succour. You are my Sainte, my Goddess, my Magdalen, my Muse. I am but your servant, your slave. With all the resources of intelligence and experience, I will not leave any stone unturned in striving to fulfil Your desires. The decision to call upon, to rely upon others as well, either supplementarily, or in combination with my fawning, will be, needless to convey, entirely at Your discretion. In other words, I have no delusions – labour though I may to ensure the realisation of even the fondest of Your imaginings – that occasionally, at least, and perhaps frequently, perhaps even always, You will demand polygamous service. A Goddess, to be sure, Your needs must be profuse and diverse.

Organisation and attention to detail are amongst my many profound strengths. As such, I am most qualified to attend to all of the details of Your person and Your life. Though trust is said to take years to develop, I would suggest that trust is founded in an instant, and confirmed through a lifetime. To the extent that You accept me as your servant, slave, companion, guardian, bard, and magus, I give myself to You with the wholeness, the fullest integrity of my being. To the extent that I am granted worship of You, I commit to that extolment. There are only mediocrity and obsession, and I know only obsession. In the entirety of my submission to You, You be assured of the soundness of Your trust in me.

In service to you, I will be happy. That will be my reward. The stroke, the petting, I will seek will come in Your happiness, in the fulfilment of Your desires. With all my heart, I desire to be by Your side, in collar and leash, abandoning all self-will to Your supreme command. The bond of mistress and slave, master and slave, is perhaps life's most precious coupling. Should You take me as Your slave, even and especially, precisely, in my relationship with You as sole ruler of my fortune, You proclaim, as I, that I have some blood that is Yours but that You have never known, You have some blood that is mine but that I have never known. My blood is Yours in servitude; Your blood, mine, as You wish to avail me of it. If You are still menstruating, I beseech You bestow to me that nurture.

I give You all of me, without reservation. Grant me, please, I beg, again, all that has traversed Your Holy Self – Your every bodily fluid and excrement – Your honest words of revilement or acknowledgement of pleasure felt – and all else You feel best in giving, however may be regarded its considered worth.

Would that the beginning of my servitude to You deny all that came before it. Would that I could declare to You and to the world, I am Yours and and only Yours, I am hers and only hers, in worship and in service; and all that was before is now forgotten.

Regarding kinky, there is nothing that I will not do for You. Rest content, much that many others would deem impossible, I have already tried and loved. A vast surrender is my only strength.

My beloved Goddess, my only worship, my only mistress, my breath, my blood, my purpose, naked before the vision of You, my forehead on the ground before Your feet, may I be Yours in bondage unrestrained?

I await Your gracious resolution.