As we were going to the drag club I was informed of the rules of etiquette. Never guess who she is. Some of the gurls were very proud of their look in capturing their chosen idol. You could ask what movie or show the look came from. If you weren't sure who Faye Ray was you would hear the original King Kong and OK that's who. Other gurls had their look as close to the star as you could get. Of course like Bad Bacall there were others that fell somewhere in between great and needs improvement. I was given a healthy dose of rules and regulations that must be followed by a novice queen. Don't fuck up stones makeup. Don't comment on huge feet or Adams apples. Accept every gurl as you want to be accepted. Lots more that were going to be hard to remember once the drinks were flowing. I would probably be treated like a new toy. Lots of attention and lots of flirting. Some of the queens might be a little bitchy because I was very young and pretty. Some of the drag queen's were totally straight so be careful with my hands. One touch too high on a leg could be trouble for me. So assume that a gurl who's nice and friendly wants you to suck and fuck her. Loads more than I was going to remember. So in the club it was different from the dance club. There was a stage a DJ booth and little round tables everywhere. The bar had a dozen or so stools where the gurls liked to show off their legs and clothes. I noticed that there were a few couples that were actually men and women who were obviously together. I wasn't told that. I asked Barbra about that. Silly little gurl it's a show. The performers were professional illusionist. What the fuck does that mean. I just nodded and smiled like that was perfectly understood. The gurls on stage and us gurls off stage were just slightly different than each other. So fuck it just play it by ear and hope I don't fuck up. A older queen made her presence known. Darling side kisses. She saved me for last. Who is this device creature?  I stood up and gave her a good little look. I pretended to make sure my purse WA placed on my chair. I thought it was a good way to show her my ass. Darling I don't mean to be rude but that purse just won't stay put. She said she had several just like that little runaways. Side kisses and a hug. She whispered little gurl I hope you are old enough for that drink. I do too I whispered back. She laughed and said this one is a real dandy. Fuck me how old was this queen? Oh my I was told she was the one I was told about. She said she was young blonde Lucy. I had no idea Lucy had been blonde. I told her I was Karen Valentine and she lit up. A first time she took my hand and said I was going to have to be in the contest. What fucking contest?  New an original queen of course. I looked around for help. Not going to happen. The gurls were all ready taking bets on win place or show for me in the contest. Oh did we forget to mention that?  Little bit sweetie just a little bit. She said that was going to be about 1 Am and I would have plenty of time for a little fixing my dress and makeup. I felt a hand on my calf. It was Barbra she said it was OK to take the tour. What fucking tour. Old young Lucy asked me if I wanted the grand tour before the next segment started. Oh now I figured it out. I would end up in her office getting a load or two of cum. OK let's see the sights darling . How old are you little gurl. Lie like a pro. A couple weeks short of twenty I told her. She smiled and said I thought you were almost nineteen. I would have taken any answer older than I was. How long have you been dressing honey,?  OK we exchanged life stories and she said she was going on about her wife never understanding the dressing up. Not even when I bought this club. Especially when it featured a drag show. The wife stayed married to her but she didn't have sex with her anymore. Starting over ten years ago she had been using the club to meet a wide variety of lover's. I  waited for the announcement that I was next. She showed me around backstage telling me about the "big time names" (I never heard of)  played there or stared for a record period of a few weeks or more. I was shown a couple of the dressing rooms introduced to a couple of the queens. Waited for the hand shake or side kisses. Lots of darlings and assorted sweeties. She was very happy to announce that I was Karen Valentine to all the queen's. I was told I was lovely and such a beautiful little lady. I almost wanted to get fucked on the "big star's " couch. It was the headliners dressing room after all. I think old young Lucy was showing me off as if to say this ass is mine tonight.  Nothing to unusual for me I pretended to not really notice. She said you might want to see more pictures of the stars in her office. Darling there were pictures all over the place with queens and bands did I really need to see more? Oh of course I did. I had to pay for my drinks and admission to the club. I would perhaps be on the guest list for the future as the gurls had said. If she liked me I could earn a VIP status with her. What that meant was beyond me at the moment. A very skinny Mae West was waiting outside the office door. I only recognized her through the voice and demeanor. I asked if she was dressed from a WC  Fields movie I saw her in. Oh honey this is from three movies before that. OK but what was it fucking called?  I knew it was a little more than Mae West behind her attitude towards me. Then came the sin question. Just who are you supposed to be. I glanced over at old young Lucy she made her announcement of Karen Valentine. I put out my hand as if I cared about our introduction. She limply put her hand on me and said pleasure. I said thank you I'm charmed. Old young Lucy said she was going to show her office photos to me. Please darling you must come too. I was really sure that I was going to be fucked by both or by Mae as entertainment for old young Lucy. I was hoping that Lucy was going to be fucking me while Mae was made to watch. Yes I was being so fucking bitchy be I was following the rules. This bitch wasn't. So fuck her. Of course once inside the office it was story time of this star and how good she was at giving head. That one could fuck or be fucked endlessly. She asked if I had a speciality. I I'm all these gurls rolled into one. Mae asked me one more sin question. Where did you get that wig? I knew it was basically fighting words. I just wasn't sure if I could fight in heels. Not that I really had ever fought much. Be cool and snotty back I thought. God was in a very good mood when I was born. He must have promised that I would never have to worry about piss poor wigs. She turned a nice shade of red. I couldn't tell if she was embarrassed or pissed off. Fuck you honey I win. She looked over at Lucy and Lucy said its awful stuffy in here right now. Karen help Mae with her dress. Really I have to unbutton her ass, I thought play nice the gurls were probably going to fucking pissed off if I fucked up. So I unbuttoned about two thirds of the buttons and slipped it off her shoulders she stepped out of the dress and hung it on the coat rack. She was wearing granny panties and a bra that held her big fake tits. They may or may not have been vintage but they looked like shit on her. My turn bitch. She unbuttoned my blouse and I told her it was silk and a gift please darling be a sweetie and hang it up with your dress. Lucy said she was going to be in the contest and it would be tragic if it was stained. Which honestly sounded like be careful with that bitch. When she walked back over I turned around to allow her to remove my skirt. She did and Lucy said look honey she matches. I had black bra and panties and Lucy said she liked my panties very much. I told Mae with my blouse sweetie in regards to my skirt. I walked over to Lucy and said she can take a closer look at them. She felt the material and then groped my ass for a minute. I looked over my shoulder and said Mae would you like to try a little feel too? Don't be shy honey I won't bite to hard. Lucy spanked me once and said good gurls never talk like that. I wanted to laugh my ass off. Really you should hear me with the black cocks or damn near anyone who fucks me good. Mae was not going to impressed easily. Kind of cute I guess she said. Lucy asked me what kind of surprise are you hiding in those panties dear. I looked over my shoulder at Mae and told her Lucy has been so lovely to me and I very much would love to be as sweet as her. Could you please Mae give her a chance to see. Mae did remove my panties. I said thank you sweetie now give them to Lucy so she can get a good look. Mae was probably thinking what the fuck you little bitch. I could only hope for that she was getting better at hiding it. I decided to get a nice little feel of her ass thru her cotton granny panties. I said would you like me to remove Mae's Lucy? She was in the middle of sniffing my panties but nodded yes. I did notice that Lucy was watching my cock. I wanted to ask if she wanted a feel or a taste. I just decided to get Mae's panties off instead. She didn't resist in the least. I handed Lucy her panties but Lucy put them on her desk. I win again bitch. So I asked Lucy if she was going to join us in being in our state of undress. She said she wanted to see if her gurls might get along first. OK I turned to Mae and gave her a kiss and my hands found their way to her cock as well as her ass. She took hold of my cock and also felt up my ass. She seemed to be responding nicely her six or so inches were going to be hard for me soon. Of course I was getting hard as well. I broke the kiss and asked Lucy if I could get her cock in my mouth. Lucy said yes and I took her cock balls deep in one slow motion so Lucy could see her balls on my chin. Mae must have enjoyed it because she said she liked that. I know that was just a tiny part of the reason why I did that. I sucked her balls and pinched her fake titty nipples. It was rather soon before she said she was going to cum. I was just getting into sucking her cock I didn't really want to stop. But a nasty soapy kind of taste of her cum forced me to swallow real fast. Fuck me I didn't even remember to finger fuck her pussy. It was quarter of disappointing to have it end so soon. My turn I thought then I decided to get nasty. Turn around Mae I said. I dove into her asshole with out a word. She slowly pushed back trying to get my tongue in deeper. Lucy said look at Karen go. Good your next honey. I guess I licked her asshole for about as long as it took for her to cum in my mouth. Fuck it my turn eat my ass please Mae. She did look at Lucy who gave her approval. Mae actually was very good. She was going full throttle . I didn't really expect her to be that nasty but I was pretty happy she was. I motioned Lucy over and kissed her then I told her I wanted to have her cock fill my mouth. She got off the skirt and panties yep I was even more excited to see she was sporting a little more than eight inches of uncut sissy cock. She said she was really worried I was going to choke on her cock as I deep throat it. I felt Mae release my ass and she said she wanted to fuck her tight little pussy. If your cocks hard fuck me bitch. She did have a hard cock and she took aim and I think she was trying to hate fuck me but she didn't or just wasn't able too. It took a little longer to make Lucy cum. She was impressed with the sight of her cock in my mouth balls deep as she was cumming. I felt like I should I just didn't want her to give me a nasty cum load like Mae did. She pulled her cock out and pushed out one more drop for me to taste. I was a little upset with myself it was alot better than Mae's cum. Oh well maybe next time I'll get it alll. Lucy said look at the time. I knew it was time to get dressed she was done Mae actually said she was going to cum now. Not in my mouth I thought she chose to unload in my ass. I  told her to clean me up and I was happy she didn't mind the taste of her nasty cum straight out of my ass. Lucy was dressed in no time. I asked if she could send one of the gurls back with my purse so I could fix my makeup. All I really needed was a little lipstick and maybe a little touch up.  Mae actually was very nice now. She said it was a very good time. Maybe we could entertain each other sometime. Yes darling of course she wrote down her number and kissed me as Farah was walking in with my purse. Of course I hadn't even started to get dressed yet. Mae needed help with the buttons again. Farah smiled as Mae kissed me again and said call me honey anytime. Farah asked me what happened I told her as I got dressed. She mentioned that Lucy was the queen of the cum and go. She busted her nut then lost all interest in anything else. She might get moody again and want another blow job or maybe to fuck. But usually she was one and done. When I was ready to go back to the table I had a try of shots of various types of booze. I would find out from the waitress a Linda Ronstadt queen it was to let everyone know Lucy had gotten to me first. At about ten till one she reappeared to tell me you must be in the contest. Why not I was pretty buzzed and I didn't fucking care. I was led backstage. Lucy made an announcement that the contest was about to begin. All first time queens were asked to come to the stage and the judges all my gurls would choose a winner. Based on the look and originality of the makeup hair and clothes. It was me and two fair Marlyn Monroe's. Karen Valentine obviously was the winner. Two Marilyn Monroe's cancelled out the originality of the other. I won based on that. Not that deepthroating Lucy's cock played in to it at all. I found out Mae West was her gurlfriend when she was in town for a few days. Other wise she was a long haul truck driver. I wondered if she ever saw me blowing Ray out on the freeway. The prize was fifty bucks and a bottle of champagne. Her she is your first time drag queen queens. Really that's how Lucy put it. Perfect fucking perfect.