I know what women want and what they need.

Ergo, I’ve added to my burgeoning range of vaginal ‘therapies’ by adding Twat Shaving.

Yes, simply lay back and let me get on with it.

It’s not gone as well as I first envisaged and there have been several incidents. But, I don’t let setbacks like these set me back and shall carry on regardless.

I’m known for my fairness so, until I get the hang of it, I’m offering the service free of charge.

I have produced a leaflet promoting my new facility. Please copy it and spread it about or, better still, contact me and let me loose on your cunt with a razor.

Your cunt is my business