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My new spanking thing
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I made this thing it took me ages (15 minutes)
The Sunday Times of London said they would put it in their magazine supplement and I paid them good money I'd conned out of a shit bank (Natwest).
Lo and behold, Sunday comes along and no advert
What a bunch of conning twats. They refunded my money and said it 'was a mistake accepting my copy in the first place'. That's beside the point. Twats.
I bring valuable currency into this country (US Dollars, Ugandan Shillings and the Yen) they should support hard working twats like me.
Ergo, I've put my thing on here so they'll feel stupid now.
Did I mention I spank Tarts? I spank Tarts
There's not enough bottoms in it is there? Maybe that's why they rejected it. Twats
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Posted on : May 3, 2020
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Commented on May 3, 2020
@ voyeurfor fun
this is a joke {not true)
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Commented on May 3, 2020
You really thought a world renowned newspaper would run that advertisement? I doubt they feel the least remorse about losing out on this sale.
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