Further to the Prime Minister’s announcement regarding the “Great British Tradition of Naughtiness and Spanking” and the need to preserve it, I have created the necessary paperwork to facilitate the practices.

If you find it absolutely essential to do something naughty then please fill in the form and get it signed by an individual authorised by The Spanking Association of Great Britain (The SAGB).

Naughtiness should be limited to pretty mild stuff within a set time period.

You are reminded to hold on to the form after being naughty and present it to me at a later date so I can apportion the correct punishment - decided by me.

Yes, you can be naughty thanks to this form but, and I mean but, you cannot escape your well-deserved spanking.

We can’t have anarchy: this is England

Please note: Thanks to my friends in the United Nations, The wonderful land which is The United States of America and The Great State of Russia, the form has complete validity throughout the known world.
 

Get your permit here: https://sywwow.com/permit

Thank fuck, in times like these, there are people like Vladimir, Don, Boris and me to do the right thing