I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
But I couldn't wait to get back to the UK
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be Blackpool girls
I wish they all could be Blackpool
I wish they all could be Blackpool girls

 

Don't go clicking on the above advertisment you twats

 

 

They said: "Don't go to Blackpool - you'll get fucked".

 

Guess what I did?

 

Yes. I fucking went to Blackpool

 

And, what's more, I keep going back