I, and others here, have used the term 'Chav' in connection to a certain type of tart.

The word, label, term ‘Chav‘ is derogatory. I’m about to change that.

Henceforth, only my definition shall hold any validity. I have informed those wankers at the Collins English dictionary and them cunts at Websters – neither of which have had the common decency to reply.

Chav, (def., informal): An English Cutie who needs spanking even more than the average English Cutie.

There we have it.

I am changing the world for the better – a little bit, each day.

Or, making it worse.

It’s all the same, really.