A very successful business man is speaking to his secretary. He wants to know if he can trust her completely. The secretary, Ursula, who stands 6.2 and has an Olympian's muscular physique assures him that he can trust her.

But the boss needs to be 100% certain that he can trust Ursula in all situations. So he devises a game he calls "Trust". It works like this; Ursula and the boss stand back-to-back. The boss will begin removing his clothes one piece at a time and hand each piece of clothing over his shoulder To Ursula. Once completely naked, the boss will close his eyes and count to 20.

If Ursula can be trusted she will not move, but wait for the boss to count to 20 and then begin passing the clothes over her shoulder back to him.

If she cannot be trusted Ursula is free to lock the clothes in a closet and be standing right in front of her naked boss and wait for him to open his eyes. On this paticular day Ursala chooses the second option. The boss opens his eyes to find Ursula staring at his naked body. He exclaimes "Ursula! How could you? I thought you could be trusted but now you've seen me naked!

Ursula circles round him, smacks his ass nice and hard and says, "Right, a valuable lesson here. Don't trust anyone!" The story goes on but what do you think so far?