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The Ultimate Adult Sex Toys Guide
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Ultimate Adult Sex Toys Guide
It is THE ULTIMATE ADULT SEX TOYS BUYING GUIDE AND ADULT SEX TOYS GIFT GUIDE
Ok, so in this guide you're going to see some trends. 1) We are pro any sex toys that support charity, and they will get honorable mention. 2) You are going to see a lot of toys from one brand in particular - mainly because we have a lot of experience with that brand, we use it on set, we're familiar with the name, etc. Not that we are favoring this brand, just we are rather knowledgeable about it. & 3) This guide is AWESOME, and you really don't need to look anywhere else. You are also free to Share this guide on social media etc. because this version on ImageFap is SFW. We are in the process of shooting nsfw vid reviews, whether and where those get aired remains to be seen - but no fear, no wait - READ ON!
We have broken this guide down to traditional gender categories, but obviously these products are limited to those genders. You are absolutely free to be fluid and scroll through all! For example, there is a strap-on toy mentioned below that is meant for girl-girl fun, but is easily fun and can be meant for a M2F trans that wants a second dick. OK, maybe not easily - but definitely doable. So don't limit yourself if you're scrolling. If you're trying to decide what to buy quickly, then you will appreciate these quick (and yes, traditional) gender categories.
BUT FIRST, LET's START WITH THE HONORABLE MENTION
There is a brand called Vibrant created by and for the Planned Parenthood organization to raise funding for the organization. So all purchases help Planned Parenthood! We'll talk about a couple of Vibrant products, but let's start with this one:
The Water Proof Massager that Supports Planned Parenthood
This one is great because even though it is meant clearly for erotic use, it is a very useful and powerful massager overall. But let's face it, this is definitely a shower companion. Available at: https://www.bevibrant.com/products/o-wand-waterproof-rechargeable-massage-wand-vibrator
This one is great because even though it is meant clearly for erotic use, it is a very useful and powerful massager overall. But let's face it, this is definitely a shower companion. Available at: https://www.bevibrant.com/products/o-wand-waterproof-rechargeable-massage-wand-vibrator
FOR HER
Here is out list of the best of the best of Products FOR HER.
OHMIBOD Lovelife Cuddle - G-Spot Vibrator
Super Quiet, Rechargeable. The controls take some getting used to, but it works! GET YOURS HERE: https://amzn.to/2PF5uOk
Super Quiet, Rechargeable. The controls take some getting used to, but it works! GET YOURS HERE: https://amzn.to/2PF5uOk
CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Clit Stimulator
Is this not the coolest packaging? I know, they call it a "massager." It is really a super fun clit stimulator. Just something about the way you hold it between your fingers and do what you want with it. VERY Affordable too! GET YOURS HERE: https://amzn.to/2QCjy0N
Is this not the coolest packaging? I know, they call it a "massager." It is really a super fun clit stimulator. Just something about the way you hold it between your fingers and do what you want with it. VERY Affordable too! GET YOURS HERE: https://amzn.to/2QCjy0N
CalExotics Beverly Hills Bunny
Now this is a pretty typical bunny vibrator that you may/may not have tried already. Rechargeable, waterproof, and is 8 inches of very well done texture and vibrations. This is an affordable, everyday vibrator. AVAILABLE HERE: https://amzn.to/2S4yVeM
Now this is a pretty typical bunny vibrator that you may/may not have tried already. Rechargeable, waterproof, and is 8 inches of very well done texture and vibrations. This is an affordable, everyday vibrator. AVAILABLE HERE: https://amzn.to/2S4yVeM
OHMIBOD Club Vibe 3.OH Wireless Panty Massager
How cool is this!!! This remotely controlled wearable massager maximizes your pleasure while delivering the ultimate in discretion. Nobody will ever know your little secret! The battery life isn't the best, but imagine sitting in a work meeting and kicking this on. People will just think it's your phone, until they see the look on your face. Well or that you're pointing something towards your crotch. Definitely has its pros and cons, but it is a great idea. AVAILABLE HERE: https://amzn.to/2LhtpD0
How cool is this!!! This remotely controlled wearable massager maximizes your pleasure while delivering the ultimate in discretion. Nobody will ever know your little secret! The battery life isn't the best, but imagine sitting in a work meeting and kicking this on. People will just think it's your phone, until they see the look on your face. Well or that you're pointing something towards your crotch. Definitely has its pros and cons, but it is a great idea. AVAILABLE HERE: https://amzn.to/2LhtpD0
CalExotics Red Hot Flare
USB chargers really is the best thing to happen to sex toys, remember having to deal with batteries? The flare charges pretty quickly. It says 30 minutes on high speed, but really you will alternate speeds and might get a little more out of it than that. If you go aggro on it, it will probably be less than 30 minutes though. It is small and portable. With the price, this makes for a great gift. GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2PG4Xfl
USB chargers really is the best thing to happen to sex toys, remember having to deal with batteries? The flare charges pretty quickly. It says 30 minutes on high speed, but really you will alternate speeds and might get a little more out of it than that. If you go aggro on it, it will probably be less than 30 minutes though. It is small and portable. With the price, this makes for a great gift. GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2PG4Xfl
OHMIBOD Lovelife Krush Kegel Exerciser
OK, so technically this doesn't count as a "toy." It really is a kegel exerciser, and it is good for you. And it works. And yes, it can get you off too . GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2QvI6rW
OK, so technically this doesn't count as a "toy." It really is a kegel exerciser, and it is good for you. And it works. And yes, it can get you off too . GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2QvI6rW
Jopen Amour Silicone Mini G
These Jopen products are beautiful. Every Jopen product comes in really high end packaging. Like something you'd get at the spa. You feel pampered if you're getting this for yourself, and if buying as a gift they'll feel honored. Just from the packaging alone! This is surprisingly affordable for how high end it feels. It is a very simple vibrator, but feels like it can handle the job. GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2QA230K
These Jopen products are beautiful. Every Jopen product comes in really high end packaging. Like something you'd get at the spa. You feel pampered if you're getting this for yourself, and if buying as a gift they'll feel honored. Just from the packaging alone! This is surprisingly affordable for how high end it feels. It is a very simple vibrator, but feels like it can handle the job. GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2QA230K
Jopen Pave' Vivian
Wow, this is a fancy toy. Or at least give that impression. Actual usage is what any vibrator user will be comfortable with/know. Nothing fancy it terms of functionality, but there is definiteloy something about the texture and long battery life. The crystal inlay is a nice touch. AVAILABLE HERE: https://calexotics.com/pave-vivian-5-40-3-teal.html
Wow, this is a fancy toy. Or at least give that impression. Actual usage is what any vibrator user will be comfortable with/know. Nothing fancy it terms of functionality, but there is definiteloy something about the texture and long battery life. The crystal inlay is a nice touch. AVAILABLE HERE: https://calexotics.com/pave-vivian-5-40-3-teal.html
FOR HIM
This is a surprisingly lacking category in the sex toy market. The following products get props for both innovation and results.
The Apollo Hydro Stroker
This is the craziest thing. It is like sticking your penis into a jet engine. It looks scary, like getting a blow job from a lamprey. But the review is in as a "HOLY WOW!" It has a seemingly unending number of vibration patterns. Even though it has Hydro in the title, it has nothing to do with water, except that it is waterproof. It is a little small, most guys will not be able to get all the way in - but perhaps it isn't designed for that. It is an industrial masturbator for sure. A toy for the hardcore. GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2Gft58T
This is the craziest thing. It is like sticking your penis into a jet engine. It looks scary, like getting a blow job from a lamprey. But the review is in as a "HOLY WOW!" It has a seemingly unending number of vibration patterns. Even though it has Hydro in the title, it has nothing to do with water, except that it is waterproof. It is a little small, most guys will not be able to get all the way in - but perhaps it isn't designed for that. It is an industrial masturbator for sure. A toy for the hardcore. GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2Gft58T
VIBRANT O-WAND O-GASM PENIS MASTURBATOR
Remember the O-Wand we mentioned earlier? Well this is a penis attachment. Smart! A little scary, again, just like a lot of male toys out there - the whole "industrial get me off ASAP I have other things to do" definitely seems like the route to male toys. Perhaps guys that want more just buy expensive dolls, not sure. If you know a guy whose goal it is to get off, the combo of this and the wand will work for sure! And it doesn't look like a sex toy, could go in his toolbox or left in a kitchen drawer. Nobody'll know! AND REMEMBER, these Vibrant products support PLANNED PARENTHOOD!! AVAILABLE HERE: https://www.bevibrant.com/products/o-wand-o-gasm-penis-masturbator-vibrator-attachment
Remember the O-Wand we mentioned earlier? Well this is a penis attachment. Smart! A little scary, again, just like a lot of male toys out there - the whole "industrial get me off ASAP I have other things to do" definitely seems like the route to male toys. Perhaps guys that want more just buy expensive dolls, not sure. If you know a guy whose goal it is to get off, the combo of this and the wand will work for sure! And it doesn't look like a sex toy, could go in his toolbox or left in a kitchen drawer. Nobody'll know! AND REMEMBER, these Vibrant products support PLANNED PARENTHOOD!! AVAILABLE HERE: https://www.bevibrant.com/products/o-wand-o-gasm-penis-masturbator-vibrator-attachment
CalExotics COLT Kettlebell Ring
This is just ingenious. Penis exercises and fun in the same toy. You don't even have to turn it on all the time, fun just doing lifts with it. Grab one here: https://calexotics.com/colt-weighted-kettlebell-ring-4-50-2-black.html
This is just ingenious. Penis exercises and fun in the same toy. You don't even have to turn it on all the time, fun just doing lifts with it. Grab one here: https://calexotics.com/colt-weighted-kettlebell-ring-4-50-2-black.html
Apollo Reversible Premium Masturbator
This works quite well, you choose between textured or smooth. Make sure you buy some lubricant along with it and try a twist motion. It is actually shocking how small it is, but with enough practice you'll loosen it up to fit just right. Easy for travel vs. any other toy. And super affordable. AVAILABLE HERE: https://amzn.to/2QzrmAf
This works quite well, you choose between textured or smooth. Make sure you buy some lubricant along with it and try a twist motion. It is actually shocking how small it is, but with enough practice you'll loosen it up to fit just right. Easy for travel vs. any other toy. And super affordable. AVAILABLE HERE: https://amzn.to/2QzrmAf
Dr. Joel Premium Prostate Massager
Guys actually REALLY need these, especially if they're edging. It is softer than it looks and works quite well. Some guys like to put condoms on their toys - makes it easer to wash later, but you will run the risk of the condom falling off on this one. The only other downside is BATTERIES. In this day and age, we're spoiled by rechargeable toys. Seems male toys haven't been modernized yet. As I said before, male toys are a neglected arena of the industry for some reasons. THAT BEING SAID, every guy needs a prostate massager whether he wants to admit it or not. This one, if it holds up, will work quite well. GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2Llaqr7
Guys actually REALLY need these, especially if they're edging. It is softer than it looks and works quite well. Some guys like to put condoms on their toys - makes it easer to wash later, but you will run the risk of the condom falling off on this one. The only other downside is BATTERIES. In this day and age, we're spoiled by rechargeable toys. Seems male toys haven't been modernized yet. As I said before, male toys are a neglected arena of the industry for some reasons. THAT BEING SAID, every guy needs a prostate massager whether he wants to admit it or not. This one, if it holds up, will work quite well. GET ONE HERE: https://amzn.to/2Llaqr7
FOR THEM!
Two can play at these games
The Couple's Rabbit
No it's not a crazy shrimp! It is the Couple's Rabbit from the Rabbit Company. We weren't able to get the remote control to work, but doesn't matter at all. It is FUN! Only other downside is it is not easy to charge, it has a magnetic sort of charger that may or may not stay on. Plus you have to prop it up a bit. BUT DON'T LET THAT DETER YOU. This can be used alone by either gender and is BEST used together. That bottom half of the tiny shrimp goes inside, the top lays on top as a clit stimulator. If you are having M2F sex, it hits all the right spots on both genders in missionary position. AVAILABLE Direct at http://www.therabbitcompany.com/
No it's not a crazy shrimp! It is the Couple's Rabbit from the Rabbit Company. We weren't able to get the remote control to work, but doesn't matter at all. It is FUN! Only other downside is it is not easy to charge, it has a magnetic sort of charger that may or may not stay on. Plus you have to prop it up a bit. BUT DON'T LET THAT DETER YOU. This can be used alone by either gender and is BEST used together. That bottom half of the tiny shrimp goes inside, the top lays on top as a clit stimulator. If you are having M2F sex, it hits all the right spots on both genders in missionary position. AVAILABLE Direct at http://www.therabbitcompany.com/
CalExotics Packer Gear
This is fun. We tried it with the packer penis, which is supposed to be brown but their only available colors are white and not-as-white. These are products for White Folk. Or maybe someone wants to pretend to be white in the bedroom. You could add any penis from any other brand to these though. and even a probe vibrator. It's quite versatile. And comfy. Get the Underwear here: https://amzn.to/2CfWv2E Get a Penis Here: https://amzn.to/2Ge7nCi Get a sort of Harness Version here: https://amzn.to/2QDDYXe it's called HER ROYAL HARNESS, The Countess. This toy is for the same purpose as the underwear, but in harness format so the butt is exposed.
This is fun. We tried it with the packer penis, which is supposed to be brown but their only available colors are white and not-as-white. These are products for White Folk. Or maybe someone wants to pretend to be white in the bedroom. You could add any penis from any other brand to these though. and even a probe vibrator. It's quite versatile. And comfy.
Get the Underwear here: https://amzn.to/2CfWv2E
Get a Penis Here: https://amzn.to/2Ge7nCi
Get a sort of Harness Version here: https://amzn.to/2QDDYXe it's called HER ROYAL HARNESS, The Countess. This toy is for the same purpose as the underwear, but in harness format so the butt is exposed.
CalExotics ME2 Probe
HAhahaha this product is great, and I really don't think they had #METOO in mind when they were naming it. It is a vibrating super dildo that attaches well to packer gear or the harness mentioned above. GET YOURS HERE: https://amzn.to/2QAoPWy
HAhahaha this product is great, and I really don't think they had #METOO in mind when they were naming it. It is a vibrating super dildo that attaches well to packer gear or the harness mentioned above. GET YOURS HERE: https://amzn.to/2QAoPWy
OHMIBOD Lovelife Share Vibrating Ring
This one is pretty great as a For Him but it really stands out as a couple's toy. It is a clit stimulator attachment for the penis. Very smart. Good for those really close slow grinds. AVAILABLE HERE: https://amzn.to/2PAdOPD
This one is pretty great as a For Him but it really stands out as a couple's toy. It is a clit stimulator attachment for the penis. Very smart. Good for those really close slow grinds. AVAILABLE HERE: https://amzn.to/2PAdOPD
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