Hi there, Chad's dad.   

I sure had FUN with you last weekend

when your wife was out of town.

So listen, Chad's dad...

I really kinda think you know why I'm back.

It's kind of convenient that you're all alone here again, isnt it?

You know what else is convenient?

The fact that I've been taking birth control.

And the fact that I shaved my cunt.

For you.

Love Your Son's Friend Sharon.