As President FOR LIFE of The Spanking Association of Great Britain (established 1856) – a position I attained with little bloodshed and violence – I have access to all the archives and a load of shit on notable figures.

I have put together a gallery where, SAGB member, Ms. Penelope punishes a floozy (Julia) for disgraceful conduct.

The lashing dolled out by Ms Penelope (now Dame Penelope of Bridlington) was deserved by the slut Julia because she had been listening to long haired singers on a transistor radio. Long haired pop singers up to their ears in funny smelling cigarettes – I’ll be bound.

After this thrashing, Julia never did naughty things ever again and went on to become a Prime Minister of a Great Nation close to the EU (But NOT IN THE EU – any more).

 https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/8597089/SAGB-Archives-Ms.-Penelope

Today, we can look back with fondness to a time when tarts got thrashed for fuck all – sometimes by other gorgeous tarts.

Those days are here again because:

I, Lord Sywwow, am President FOR LIFE of The Spanking Association of Great Britain (established 1856)