I like text to speech using Siri's voice:

You are a pathetic little masturbator…. aren’t you…. of course you are. You’ve accepted what you are, a worthless masturbator…. All you do is jack off all day, a pathetic little masturbator… How does it feel, masturbator? Knowing that you’ll never have pussy…. never have sex with a woman…. only have sex with your hand… your hand pussy. You’re so pathetic, always masturbating, always jacking off,  masturbating, jacking off, masturbating, jacking off, masturbating, jacking off, masturbating, jacking off, masturbating, jacking off, masturbating, jacking off, masturbating, jacking off. So get to it! Show me how you jack yourself off, little masturbator, little jerk addict. Go on, Jack it off.  Jack it off.,  JJack it off.. Your entire existence is masturbation. All you do is jerk your little dick and stare at porn. And the porn you look at is humiliation porn, with dominant women laughing at you and your little dick as you beat your little meat, so go ahead, do something humiliating. Why don’t you spank yourself on the bare naked ass. Get a paddle or a leather strap or a belt and spank yourself good and hard… make it sting…. do two swats… spank… whack…spank… whack…spank… whack…spank… whack…spank… whack…spank… whack…spank… whack…spank… whack…spank… whack…spank… whack… Oh my god, aren’t you a naughty little boy, getting a good hard spanking from mommy. But I don’t think you’re done masturbator… You need more punishment. Slap yourself in the face, NOW. Do it! Again! Hard! Do ten in a row: smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…. Humiliation… you love humiliation… you love being spanked and slapped and punished you pathetic little masturbator. And just look at that little penis of yours! Ha, ha, ha. It’s a joke! It needs punishment, too, don’t you agree. Yes, of course you do. That’s why you’re going to punish your little pee pee as I watch you humiliate yourself. SLAP IT! Do it! Pinch it at the base with your left hand and slap the shaft with your right hand. Do it hard! harder! Ten more times: smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…smack…. Humiliation… you love humiliation… you love slapping your dirty little hard on, don’t you, you pathetic little masturbator. Are you ready to shoot your loser load little masturbator? I think you need more motivation, more humiliation. Stand in front of your window and jack off where you’re putting on a masturbation show for the neighbors. Do it! JACK OFF so anyone can see what a perverted little masturbator you are. Do it!  Right in front of the window…. where people can see you humiliate yourself. Masturbator, masturbator, masturbator, masturbator, masturbator, masturbator, masturbator…. Jack yourself off. Make your self cum. Do it! I said do it! Dirty little masturbator, do it, jack yourself off. Make your self cum. Do it, masturbator. Do it! I said do it! Dirty little masturbator, do it, jack yourself off. Make your self cum. Do it, masturbator.̌ Spurt it out now, come on sissy masturbator, spurt out that loser load or I’ll make you go out in public and finish beating your meat.  You’d like that wouldn’t you!