I am deeply concerned regarding the amount of cases of PTSD amongst the female population here on planet earth.

PTSD [Post Terrible Spanking Dilemma] is rife.

This disorder is when a female is promised a good spanking but is left not properly spanked.

In a recent case I just made up to look clever, a poor girl was telling me in confidence her husband said he was going to thrash her. What happened is he lightly spanked her three times, called her some random rude names and then watched football on TV.

Astonishing.

Another case involved a lady you may know from such films as xxx and yyy. She had been spanked seven times on one cheek. And, that was it.

Terrible.

I call this abomination; “Half Arsed Spanking” or AHD

I am resolved to deal with this crises by making myself available to all women who need a thorough spanking. I shall give it to them. Mercilessly.

Amazing.

Yes I am.

I am not a crazed loon. I know I can't possible spank half the women on the planet. Although, I'll try my very best.

Ergo and so forth, if you are contemplating issuing a spanking but haven't got a clue, read my free guide:

https://sywwow.com/guide

The guide has had rave reviews from me and was banned by those twats Amazon. I'm giving it away for free to piss them off.

Ps

I'm hoping to become a fully qualified psychiatrist but they want £25 for that certificate. Twats.