When you spend as much time apologising as I do it becomes very time consuming.

Ergo, I have created a pdf which you can print out and fill in.

It meets all possible scenarios.

It’s jam packed with false sincerity.

I make it look like it means something by giving it a warranty.

I carry a load of them with me at all times and issue them with gay aplomb.

It’s unisex which means men and women and others can use the form by simply using a pen.

 Never say sorry again

You can get it by bashing here:

https://sywwow.com/getit