Once upon a time a fair maiden of this Parish doth write the evil Wizard Sywwow penning; "Oh evil Wizard Sywwow [for that was his title hereabouts], will thou caption my portraits?"

The wizard, ever-evil, evilly replied; "Verily, Yes I shall".

That eve, the maid doth looked upon his works which she found in galleries at a secret location know only to ne’er-do-wells and, seeing what he had done with the damsels therein, hurried a further message to him: "Oh Wizard Sywwow, take pity on me and desist in your endeavours regarding my characterizations".

Though disappointed he responded thusly; "I shall not do the very thing you asked me to do".

And they all lived happily ever after.