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As the bus drew up and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was
too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quiet smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and
unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't make it.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little bit more and for the second time attempted to reach the step.
Once again, to her annoyance, she still could not raise her leg.
With another little smile to the driver, she again reached behind her to unzip a little bit
more and again was unable to reach the step.
About this time, a rather large man standing behind her, seeing the situation, leaned
over, picked her easily up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
At this, she went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan very angrily yelling,
"How dare you touch my body like that! I don't even know who you are!"
The man smiled at her, obviously at a loss and then cautiously replied,
"Well ma'am, normally I'd agree with you, but after you've just unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda thought we were now friends."
She profusely apologised for what she had done, begging for his forgiveness as she took
her seat on the bus.
Oh, how I wished she wasn't me, who now, with heart pounding and an extremely hot
red face, held on as the bus pulled away.
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