"When you are away for a city break weekend and you didn't bring your cane, take off your belt and use that instead. Catching your wife sitting carelessly, flashing her charms to passers-by, you take her directly back to the hotel and tell her to assume the position over two pillows on the bed. She takes the belting in her stride, but in the back of her mind, she knows she'll be caned severely when they return home the next day."