Hey loverboy, I miss you. Somehow my iFap experience is lessened without the occasional ridiculous poem from you, haha.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I had to delete your comment because it was apparently considered a single word because of all the dots and was therefore stretching my page to an unreasonable arrangement, haha. Sorry about your keyboard, love, hope you can fix it soon. Clever compromise, though, haha =P

Ooooooh, lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lover you! That was said in a sing-song voice, in case my tone wasn't conveyed properly through text, haha. But sadly, my poetry isn't nearly as eloquent and romantic as yours, I need to learn to use more than three words ;) I've missed you, loverboy, whats been happening on your end lately? Your end here meaning your location, not your ass. Just clarifying, because I knew if you caught that connection you would be telling me all about that sexy ass of yours, haha <3

Love ya babe,
Claire

Jeez, you repeat commenter you, lol. I'm pretty sure no one will be asking questions until they look at your page and see nothing but me in your comment space. I'm just amazing like that =P

Love,
Claire

Wassup, father of my surrogate children, lol

Cute relation thing by the way, lol, guess I should start being all motherly then, shouldn't I?

You know you like the idea of being my bitch, even if it is just for comments, haha =P Although your poetry does convince me that there's more to you than your comment box ;)

BAM! Comment, bitch, lol. Thats you, you're my comment bitch, I'm only using you for your comment space =P haha, just kidding lover. Thats only half the reason I'm using you <3

This comment space belongs to me, still, lol. At least your comment pollution is acceptable, seeing as you're my lover and all, lol, if it wasn't for that, I'd be pretty pissed and have to go all crazy sexy hitwoman on you =P

I am now the owner of your comment space. You will do as I say or be severely punished, lol

I miss you, hun, where are you?
<3