""Skylar, where are you going dressed up like that?!" "Getting you that promotion Daddy." "WHAT?! You do know that my new boss is black, right?" "Yup, and 11 inches too." "WHAT?! How the hell do you know that?!" "Shh Daddy. My cabs here. Mr. Duncan said he would give us a ride home when we're done. We'll probably be real late so don't wait up. And oh, how do I know he's 11 inches you asked? Mommy texted me. Her and Gramma have been there since this morning. Oh, and Mommy texted that his Dad is 12 and a half inches and his twin sons are both 10 inches, really thick too. Gotta go. Love ya!" "WHAT?! OH MY GOD!""