"Ma'am, no need to say please! I am kind of a sucker for helping ladies in need of a gentleman's help, no pun intended. Im this case I will be more than happy to offer my mouth to you mistress so you can use it as you cum dumpster, my lady."
"Fuck you, you fucking bitch. I just let you because I was being nice and I was trying to help a lady in distress, and now you do this to me. All ladies are pigs."