I've made many of these captions for my blogs. I just wanted to share them with a broader audience. If you're interested in more of my work, please take a look at my books. You can find them at my Amazon Author Page at:
"I would tell themthat "I need another drink if I'm gonna do that". Then I would have my drink and suck him off and swallow his load. Hopefully by then the other guys are going to be so horny they'll be naked and waiting in line to be next!!"