"Honey, would you please not walk around like that in front of your actual daddy? And must you call him "black daddy"? And must you entertain him in your room, here in our house? Oh, and finally, would you explain to him how rude it is to just walk in here and say to the man of the house, "Make me a sandwich", without so much as a hello, and just march back to your room? What's that? I'm not the man of this house? I most certainly-- oh, okay, you're gonna close your door on me now? Well... I'm sorry, maybe I was out of line."