"With these Tinder dates I do not even invite them to take off their jacket, just force it in their yak hole, blow a ropy load, and kick them down the stairs!"
"Honey, if you’re going to stay on the porn set, you are going to have to stop bothering the Director. I’m grunting from cumming so much not because they’re hurt me in any way. Now pipe down and let us “work”."
"Yes, Honey. My girlfriend on the porn set today knows I’m married to you, a tiny dicked man, so she let me have the two huge porn cocks first! She says she loves to see me cum and cum on their hard rods, and I did not disappoint. I told you that most of the people in porn are very nice!"