Craziest Wanking Locations

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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby stallion2 on Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:25 pm

When staying the night at a friends house. I was 12 and had discovered masturbation a year earlier. Couldn't sleep so I went to the bathroom. I locked the door and then made sure the second door attached to his parents bedroom was locked. Everyone was asleep and it was the first time I had jerked off outside of my own home. It was also the first time I had used aloe vera. I'll never forget how cold it felt on my red hot, hard little dick. I was so nervous but it was the first time I ejaculated and then I was so excited. After that night I became so much more ambitious and began experimenting with different lotions, objects and places. I'm not an exhibitionist and am not turned on by the thought of getting caught but I love the idea of jerking off and cumming in unconventional locations.

I've walked to the edge of a nearby golf course, stripped naked before walking out to one of greens, laying down on the wet grass and cumming in the middle of the night.

Have jerked off at abandoned rock quarries where I would go fishing several times.

In college I jerked off at several libraries on campus. Jerked off late at night in a biology lab I used to work in as an undergrad.

Found a mud pit about 10' across adjacent to a river I frequently fish. The mud was pure, not a shred of debris. I got naked, crawled in and started smearing it all over my body and began stroking my cock with mud. I finally just started fucking the mud and came in it.

Jerked off at my desk at work, during hours with about ten other people in the office, some only two or three cubicles away.

Excused myself from church service a couple times and jerked off in the bathroom.

Have jerked off under piers and pontoon boats while others played in the water or above.
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby Hrcplt130 on Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:50 am

When I was 14 years old, I was staying at my uncle's place with my family. I found a box of porn magazines and ripped the page out of one of them. The next day my family and I boarded an aircraft to fly back home. I had the page folded up in my pocket and went into the aircraft toilet, unfolded the page and laid it on the toilet seat. I still remember the photo - it was a blond girl laying back in a row boat with her legs spread wide. I stroked my rock hard cock until it spurted cum all over the wall of the aircraft toilet. I folded the picture up, and went back to my seat.
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby LeeMajorErection on Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:57 am

I have not done it because of legal risks and god forbid children...but I have seen porn where the guy pulls up in a public place and a girl watches him. Obviously those things are staged but that is kind of a sexy idea.
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby DaPluggedStroker on Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:37 pm

I've jerked off in Hobby Lobby several times. Soft tummies and saggy titties are attracted to Hobby Lobby so I'll troll around looking for the best while my wife is shopping. Once I have her image burned into memory it's strait to the bathroom. And getting caught only adds to the experience. I just shrug like it couldn't be helped. :D
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby PrivateEye on Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:47 pm

One evening some years ago I visited a co-worker who had invited me to her home for dinner. It was a rather warm summer evening and after dinner and some wine the suggestion was made to go swimming in a neighbor's pool who happened to be away for several days. The co-worker, a young lovely girl, very pretty with a cute petite body wearing a bikini and me in my white cotton briefs were in the shallow end and we decided to get naked in the water...Soon after, we began to playfully embrace with short little kisses. It was no secret that I had a hard-on under the water with her flirting and teasing me with quick light touching of my erect cock now and then, so I placed her hand firmly on my cock and with a stroking motion she began to give me a handjob until I could no longer hold back and let her finish me off. It was the first time I had ever ejaculated under water. Shortly after, we both laughed about it and it's now a memory of a somewhat unique experience.
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby PrivateEye on Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:38 am

Another short story, this one masturbating as a horny 12, 13, and 14 year-old boy while visiting my grandmother's home, a fairly large two-story house with a walk-in attic. Every summer I would visit for a week to ten days. My grandmother had a friend who was an avid movie star fan and would leave a few of her Hollywood celebrity magazines of movie stars from the 1950s and 60s. It was in those early teenage years that I would take one or two of the magazines up into the attic and proceed to masturbate looking at pictures of young beautiful movie stars in their swimming suits while my grandmother was outside attending to her flowers or some other task... Terrified at the thought of being caught I was always careful to ejaculate away from the open pages of these magazines.
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby HardforCarol on Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:01 pm

I have done a lot of public type masturbation (without getting caught), but my favorite is always stroking to friend's wives!! Especially Carol! I lived with my best friend and his wife, Carol for about a year, and I masturbated to her so many times I cannot count! I used to get home from work before hubby did, and Carol always used to get comfortable when she got home by taking her bra off and wearing t-shirts. She has big boobies and her nipples would poke out, and I would get hard as a rock! I used to put a blanket over my lap and stare at Carol and her titties while stroking my cock and cum all over the place! I still dream about how many times I watched her and got to use her panties and bras too! Nothing better than tasting her juices while masturbating to her live! Sometimes I watched her take a shower too! I am going to cum right now just thinking about it!! I have so many stories about her--her daughter too! and other friend's wives--at least 2 more!
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby BiDaddy2019 on Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:01 pm

In the south of France on holiday. Family was off in the pool. I was in the cafe, wearing shorts and a tee. VERY hot weather. I was sitting at a small round table. Young waitress wasn't wearing much and kept walking past. My cock got stiff and poked out of my shorts, down my inside leg. Nobody could see it. I didn't touch myself, I just started to cum, I couldn't control it. I shot over my beach shoes and the floor, a very big load. If my cock hadn't been poking out like that I would have cum in my pants and that would have been a problem when the family came back in. I'd made such a mess of the floor that I had to leave the cafe before anyone saw it. Nice, though :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby Griffy5 on Sat May 11, 2019 3:07 am

Our treehouse when we were kids. My private jerk station. I swiped a bunch of my dad’s 70s porn. Great Penthouse and Hustler. Man those cunts were something - still are 40 yrs later!
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Re: Craziest Wanking Locations

Postby tigerpuss on Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:52 pm

before married it was in girlfriends bedroom with her sister in the bunk underneath
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