Craziest thing you've done!

[oldotis99]

I fucked my best friends mom for a cpl of years in high school because she was a drunk and easy... fucked my first mother in law the last 2 yrs I was married to her daughter and a year after.... kept fucking my ex til she got remarried...

[idpthrtnpanties]

I was over my partners house that I did construction with. I have known him for a long time, since high school. It was at the end of the day and I had been throwing around the idea in my head that I wanted to suck a guy's cock. This had been a thought for quite some time and it probably would have happened sooner but I was not sure how to go about it even though I had met people that I was sure if I dropped to my knees they would have put their cock in my mouth immediately. I also found out at an early age that I loved wearing women's panties when I jacked off. I also loved eating pussy especially when a they are at the point of no return and they grab you by the back of your head and start grinding their pussy all over your face.
So I am at my friends house and I am determined to suck a guys cock but first I need to convince him that it was a good idea. So he decided to go ahead and see if I could suck his dick as good as his wife but he didn't want to be looking at me. So I went into the garage and took a full size sheet of plywood drilled a whole in the center and set it up like a glory hole. He was ok with that and so I went to the other side of the "wall" undid my pants, I had slipped into his wife's pant drawer and put on a pair. I got on my knees and started rubbing my cock through the panties I was wearing. I heard him enter the garage and he walked over to my side and said what are you doing and what are you wearing? I was ready to take the plunge, I was finally going to suck a cock. I impatiently responded to him "Get on your side of the wall so I can suck your dick! It worked and before I knew it his half-hard cock came through the hole and when I thought it would stop it continued for a couple more inches. I could see it was getting bigger from anticipation just as my cock got really hard and my mouth was salivating.
I licked the tip and sucked the head into my mouth I could feel it getting bigger and harder by the second. I placed the palms of my hands flat against the wall and buried his cock all the way down my throat. By the time it got all the way down my throat it was as hard as a rock. It was such a turn on to have a guy's cock all the way down my throat the way it felt throbbing I just held to hold my mouth down with it as deep as it could go. Before I could decide my next action he started thrusting his cock back and fourth just fucking the hole. I held my position and he was going faster and faster and his cock was getting even harder when all of a sudden he made a plunge and held it there just as his cock exploded down my throat all I could do was keep swallowing! It was awesome!

[fleshlightlova]

I don't if this qualifies "the craziest thing" that I have ever done but what happened tonight was pretty crazy. So I was wearing my slim jeans while I was drinking at the bar and I have quite a huge cock so women seems to get attracted to it and fuck my cock with their eyes. Anyway... it was quiet night, there were some old-timers hanging around until this crazy bitch came to me and said "I need a man, wanna fuck?" I almost choked on my beer and asked her when and where. She told me to meet her at the back alley, so I went to the bathroom to buy a condom but sure enough there was some action going on already, some old-timer was receiving a blowjob from the girl who was roughly at her 20's. As a gentleman I made myself noticed and asked ironically if I could join the fun. We shared the laugh but sure enough the bitch was undressing my pants and my bare cock was in her mouth in the matter of seconds. At this point my only problem was that the previous bitch was waiting for me and I really liked the ass of her, she had the ass that many men would kill for. She gave a good head tho so I couldn't resist her, after all she was 40 years younger than the bitch that came after me at the first place. So at this point the situation was that I and some guy at his 60-70's were receiving good cock loving blowjobs until suddenly the door blasted open and the bitch who I told you about earlier came in screaming. You guessed it already, the teen that gave us blowjobs was her daughter. From here the story is quite simple, the old man gets the teen pussy and I got the mature pussy. We all are facebook friends now and we decided to keep on doing what we do. God bless beer and beautiful asses.

[ArsePoser]

When my flatmates went out one day I stopped of and masterbated on the roast ham in the fridge and rubbed my come all over it. And watched them gorge themselves on it, and they loved every bite.

[Gurlyboi]

lots.... i took a male stray dog in and played with it and blew it until I got him to mount me. He fucked me and he liked it... . I loved it.

[Druid123]

Well as a young soldier in a bar one night chatting up some nurses from the army hospital who where very nice. They asked me if I wanted sex well being a bit shocked I said I would not mind. They pointed me in the direction of a girl who they called Bo Derek. Looking across the bar I saw this vision who looked like Bo Derek from the film 10 walked across asked her if she wanted to buy me some supper she agreed much to my surprise within 5 minutes I was a cross the road from the pub shagging her in every which way on the play equipment too a good size crowed who watched it all. This was in the 1970's so was not something that happened every day so glad there where no mobile phones or internet back in the day or we would of been all over the internet. She was so dirty as well she blew my mind. I was young and very happy never even knew her name.

[wanker2386]

I once wanked naked on my neighbour's doorstep while my mates, who had dared me, watched from next door.

[Hairyfatdom]

Not sure if crazy or not but I face fucked an ex until she puked over my dick, kept face fucking her and gagging her, making her throw up all over the place, when I had finished that I pissed on her face and on the floor, pushed her face into it and made her lick my piss off the floor while I fucked her arse, deep and hard, no line, only her spit and saliva on my dick, fuck her arse until I was about to cum, pulled out, jammed my dick down her throat and shot my load into her. Left her there covered in piss, puke and with a loose hole

[Homoslaafmicha]

The most crazy thing i've ever done is going to a parking lot next to the highway.
I parked my car and shoved a carton board in my front window with the text, 'RAPE & DEEP THROAT ME!'
A man walked up to my drivers side with his hard cock out of his pants. I opened my window and without warning he immediately pulled my head towards his cock!
I opened my mouth, and he pushed his cock deep in the back of my throat. For about a minute or 3 he fucked me hard and very deep in my mouth.
He started moaning and unleashed his load in my throat! He pushed his cock so deep that i had to swallow it all.

After swallowing all his cum, he pulled out his cock and smeared it clean on my face.
"You're a good slut!" he said. "Wanna come in to my camper?" he asked. His camper was parked a few meters from my car.
I stepped out of my car, locked the doors and I followed the man to his camper. He directed me inside and told me to undress myself and to go sit on his bed on my hands and knees.
He took some ropes and tied my wrists and ankles stuck to the bed. I was facing some curtains. Not for long because he blindfolded me. After that, he opened the curtains. From the outside of the camper, everybody could see me on my hands and knees. The guy went outside and left the door open. He talked to some men and not much later I heard a few men stepping into the camper. A few seconds later they were touching me allover my body. One guy started working my ass with his tongue and fingers en opened my gaypussy as wide as possible. He pulled his fingers out and stuffed his cock deep in to my slutty anus! He fucked me hard and a minute later he squirted his warm cum into my ass.

"Now it's my turn" said one of the other men. They switched place, and immediately I felt an even bigger cock going into my pussy. In the meantime, one of the other men was sitting in front of me and opened my mouth. I heard him jerking his cock and when it was really hard he pushed his cock in my throat! Now 2 cocks were filling me up and the guys did their best. I was pushed forward and backwards and all i could do is take it as it was coming. I had no control whatsoever. A few minutes later the cock inside my ass started to cum and the men in front of me found it so horny that he came also, but then deep in my throat!

The 2 men pulled their cocks out of me and wiped it clean on my ass and face. In the meantime there were more men waiting in front of the camper and as soon as the 2 men were done, new men stepped in. This went on and on the hole night long! I never swallowed so much cum in my life and my gaypussy never felt so much cock in one night! The man of the camper and me stayed in touch and i called him every time i went over there again so he could come with his camper. Our 'relationship' was one like as if he was my Master and I was his slave. He gave me a lot of lingerie and leather harnesses to wear and a few times later I became a known gayslut that men knew they could use for free in all kind of ways.

Now i only go twice a month but still look forward to it and love it when al those men use me as the slut I was ment to be!

[BrooklynB4moms]

Eating my step grandmothers pussy in our living room while my mom was sleeping.