"I told you that Tony was coming over to visit me today...if you didnt want him to come in me you should have made sure there were some condoms in the house...I wasnt going to stop him or wait for you to get here...you can change the sheets if you dont want to sleep in the wet spot"
"Honey..I cant believe you came already...im putting my skirt on and going back down to the bar...I'll see if that horny college kid is still up for fucking a MILF...I bet he'll go for hours.."