"Ahhh...McTits as in McRibs. Ya get 'em at McDonalds. Wear 'em for a day or two and throw 'em away. Just stop by the big McD and get another set. Go through the drive-in window and pick 'em up. Don't forget the two-sided tape to stick'em on for the day. Ya don't wanna sleep with them on ya chest.. you'd never get any rest.. Those babies are for show only, not comfort."