""Looky like little Cousin Scottie Black from da big city gut religion ana turned into a girly ta boot, an a right purdy one at that! Hey, git a load a her cute leetle dicky--aint it the sweetest leetle thing ya ever done see? Ah reckon it bout da size a one dem Mexican Chewawa doggies a has. Looky, it's a gitten all stiff in her purdy leetle panties too. An it look like she a like ta show it off ta us. Okey dokey Scottie, Ima gonna stick ma cock in yo purdy leetle pouty mouth, an ya better do a right smackin gud job a suckin me off girlyboy. Howl bout you Elmer a stickn yo sow bustin horse cock up her pussy right hard an making her a squeal fur us?!"
"I do have country cousins whom I haven't seen in 40 years. I wonder if they'd be willing to do that for me? Trouble is, I have no idea how to contact them."