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Vorpal_Sword Profile Vorpal_Sword Profile views: 13149 Fanbase: 360 About Me I like (in alphabetical order): Coffee Comic books Movies Porn Sex Tabletop games Video games Interests Fucking Signed up: 9 years and 8 months ago Images viewed: 19410 Images uploaded: 888 Gender: Male Birth: 09/06/1989 Location: Finland Last Online: 3 days ago Connect with Vorpal_Sword Send Message Add Comment Become a fan Add to relations  Not available  Not available  Not available  Not available Status updates Sep 7, 2015 100 fans! Makes my heart and dick grow big! Cade79 30 Dec, 2016 Love your dick.. hmm. x   Relations (See All Relations) topoff24 Gender: TS/TV BrendaBrass Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Comments (6) (See All Comments) mochojuan8 Comments: 11 Commented on Dec 28, 2023 "Who is she?"   sooner71959 Comments: 11,104 Commented on Dec 17, 2023 "In an effort to help with her husbands many legal problems, Melania Trump quietly meets up with their lawyers, prosecutors and judges every day at lunch hour to talk about it. It's still a work in progress but she's been very suckessful in the past."   sooner71959 Comments: 11,104 Commented on Dec 15, 2023 ""Steven, there HAS to be another way for me to get you to do your house chores around here." "There is Mommy." "GOOD! What is it?" "Well, after you've swallowed another hot and thick creamy cum load, turn around, bend over and spread your cheeks." "OH GOD HELP ME." "Well?" "Not a word to your father or anyone else for that matter, understand?" "Understood.""   sooner71959 Comments: 11,104 Commented on Dec 15, 2023 "Every time my wife hires an UBER, she's never had to pay for it, not even once. I wonder how she does that? I should get her to tell our daughters, her sister and her Mom how she gets it for free. It'll save me a fortune." Vorpal_Sword | Dec 15, 2023 Hahaha   sooner71959 Comments: 11,104 Commented on Dec 15, 2023 "Every time we need a babysitter, my husband always insists without fail that we only use Maggie-Lynn Duncan, the Minister's super sweet teen daughter. Not only that, but he also always insists without compromise that he picks her up and takes her home as well and it's a 40 minute drive each way. Sometimes, he even stops and gets her ice-cream too. What a great husband I have."   tusklore Comments: 31,308 Commented on Dec 13, 2023 "I ran out of hair conditioner, but my boyfriend's best friend said this stuff works even better. To bad he didn't think of it until after my boyfriend left to get some at the store."   tusklore Comments: 31,308 Commented on Dec 13, 2023 "The boy stocking shelves said the store was having a great flash sale on everything. I went home with a bunch of half priced items, even a few freebies thrown in."   tusklore Comments: 31,308 Commented on Dec 13, 2023 "Being a woman lumberjack requires me to have to handle some massive wood."   tusklore Comments: 31,308 Commented on Dec 13, 2023 "Working as a nurse at the sperm donor bank is way, way different in real life than it looks on TV shows and movies."   Tgeef16 Comments: 8,672 Commented on Dec 13, 2023 "Love the way she has her swimsuit pulled up into her cunt"   See All Comments | Add Comment

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