What did the blind man say when he entered the fish shop?

[eyebull]

Good one! Fox's was really good, too.

Here's a one-liner: The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[firefly3323]

if you are over 40 yrs old, you SHOULD take this alzheimer's Test


how fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S





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answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS


you got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


you do NOT have alzheimer's


you are a pervert

[eyebull]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic!

[firefly3323]

during a company’s recent password audit, it was found that a blonde employee was using the following password: "mickeyminnieplutohueylouiedeweydonaldgoofysacramento."

when asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

[Irregular.Fox]

My wife told me that she wanted a watch for her birthday. I told her "Why do you need a watch. There's a clock on the oven".

That's when the violence started...

[eyebull]

What do you call pickled bread?

Dill dough!*

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*This joke won the worst joke of the year award, 1912.

[eyebull]

A burning fly, an abnormal fox, a hairy fish, and a selfish bull walk into an internet porn forum . . .

OK, that's all I got! I just thought it was interesting that all of our names include different animals.

Can anyone add to this start?

[eyebull]

OK, this one's actually funny!

A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic Church. The priest says, “Thank God you showed up, we can’t have mass without you!”

And there's a bonus part!

Then the Higgs boson was unfortunately molested.

[eyebull]

Question: Why are only 20% of women allowed in Heaven?



Answer: Because if any more were allowed in, it'd be Hell!

[eyebull]

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ.